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Saturday, December 5, 2009
Friday, December 4, 2009
so, apparently there's now a tattoo shop in annapolis mall. i love tattoos and i love malls (i especially love annapolis mall because there's a lush! and american apparel! and california pizza kitchen! mmm)...however...i am totally repulsed at the idea of putting a tattoo shop INSIDE of a MALL. i guess they're trying to go for that whole ~~hart&huntington~-tv made tattoos cool-come stand around our big glass windows and gawk-we have touring artists that can do a really bad ass tasmanian devil on your ankle~ kind of deal. now, you may be thinking, well this is ironic, you have a bunch of dumb tattoos are are a vapid idiot, why wouldn't you want to get tattooed in a mall? i have many reasons my friend, all of which i will gladly tell you now.
first of all, this encourages getting tattooed on impulse, when really you should prrrobably take a little more time than a stroll around macy's to consider having your body permanently marked. this especially encourages young ass idiots to get tattooed on a whim. oh i have to go to footlocker and get some new sneakers and hot topic to pick up some body glitter, then i want to go get a big skull with fire coming out its face on my neck, then after we can get a pretzel!...
have you ever seen the "i hate my tattoos" episode of true life? congratulations mtv you're about to have a whole new batch of rah-tards for volume two.
the surrounding environment is extremely important to me when getting tattooed. i do not want to be around a herd of strangers whilst having a needle drug around my skin for an extended period of time. the only exception to this is friday the 13th tattoo extravaganza(s) which i now have out of my system and will never do again.
malls are full, FULL, of germs. i'm sure they do all they can to keep everything sanitary but there's nothing you can do about people breathing their cooties all over the place and that is just not okay with me.
really? its a fucking mall!! i know tattoos are more socially acceptable than ever now, believe me, i think that is super-duper, i'm stoked that i will be able to have a professional career whilst doubling as lydia the tattooed lady. i certainly don't think tattoo shops need to be in sketchy areas on the outskirts of town, but i just don't think they belong in malls. gross.
i leave you now with some images of tattoos during the removal process. i wonder if these fine folks got ~tatted~ at the mall...probably.
i especially do not get this one...did unfortunate circumstances turn you into a bitter pessimist and now you hate life and must laser your fingers into meaty pustules? this is why i won't ever get my knuckles tattooed....until my 60th birthday.
juicy.
not gonna lie, i would probably pay this girl $10 to let me stick this monster with a tack.
first of all, this encourages getting tattooed on impulse, when really you should prrrobably take a little more time than a stroll around macy's to consider having your body permanently marked. this especially encourages young ass idiots to get tattooed on a whim. oh i have to go to footlocker and get some new sneakers and hot topic to pick up some body glitter, then i want to go get a big skull with fire coming out its face on my neck, then after we can get a pretzel!...
have you ever seen the "i hate my tattoos" episode of true life? congratulations mtv you're about to have a whole new batch of rah-tards for volume two.
the surrounding environment is extremely important to me when getting tattooed. i do not want to be around a herd of strangers whilst having a needle drug around my skin for an extended period of time. the only exception to this is friday the 13th tattoo extravaganza(s) which i now have out of my system and will never do again.
malls are full, FULL, of germs. i'm sure they do all they can to keep everything sanitary but there's nothing you can do about people breathing their cooties all over the place and that is just not okay with me.
really? its a fucking mall!! i know tattoos are more socially acceptable than ever now, believe me, i think that is super-duper, i'm stoked that i will be able to have a professional career whilst doubling as lydia the tattooed lady. i certainly don't think tattoo shops need to be in sketchy areas on the outskirts of town, but i just don't think they belong in malls. gross.
i leave you now with some images of tattoos during the removal process. i wonder if these fine folks got ~tatted~ at the mall...probably.
i especially do not get this one...did unfortunate circumstances turn you into a bitter pessimist and now you hate life and must laser your fingers into meaty pustules? this is why i won't ever get my knuckles tattooed....until my 60th birthday.
juicy.
not gonna lie, i would probably pay this girl $10 to let me stick this monster with a tack.
Wednesday, November 25, 2009
Monday, November 23, 2009
Sunday, November 22, 2009
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Saturday, November 21, 2009
the episode of live at gotham that we went to ny for the taping of in august finally aired last night...
and here's a screen-cap of me twirling my hair, typical.
and here's a screen-cap of me twirling my hair, typical.
Monday, November 16, 2009
while i do love this for the novelty
it looks like i've been drinking red wine out of a soda can all morning.
it looks like i've been drinking red wine out of a soda can all morning.
Friday, November 13, 2009
yay! friday the 13th!
my second favorite holiday? yes.
my future? yes.
today, we get tattooed! and tomorrow i watch vince get tattooed again for, i'm going to estimate 3-4 hours, and oooh he is going to be in a world of woe for sure! i am going to sit there and knit and be at peace with myself because unlike last week where i worked up until my 3am deadline and wanted to kill myself, i am totally finished with all my school work for the week aside from one that i can't work on until sunday. then i get to pound some drinks with my beautiful wife! if i can make vegetarian smores and eat some red robin between tonight and sunday, my life will be perfect.
my future? yes.
today, we get tattooed! and tomorrow i watch vince get tattooed again for, i'm going to estimate 3-4 hours, and oooh he is going to be in a world of woe for sure! i am going to sit there and knit and be at peace with myself because unlike last week where i worked up until my 3am deadline and wanted to kill myself, i am totally finished with all my school work for the week aside from one that i can't work on until sunday. then i get to pound some drinks with my beautiful wife! if i can make vegetarian smores and eat some red robin between tonight and sunday, my life will be perfect.
Thursday, November 12, 2009
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Tuesday, November 3, 2009
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